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I’m off for a long old while. But in the meantime here is the long and muchly anticipated release of
terra_furma ZINE #2 ‘SPACESHIP’
which features 24 pages of articles, stories, illustrations and poems. And a double sided A3 poster! Check out the pictures in the link and purchase by clicking here.
Hope you’re all beautiful and inflated with self esteem.
Ed Emswiller’s cover for the June 1960 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction
SPACESHIP ZINE COMING THIS WEEK
Zine news coming later. xxx
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR DICK SIZE by MJH MILNER / / ZINE REVIEW
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR DICK SIZE stinks of sex, death and unwashed sheets. The words ooze the flatulent dribble of a Cottage Chicken three piece box meal eaten hurriedly. It’s longing for release. An orgasmic clarity of new religion, a guiding sword of light to cut through the murky stench. But alas, there is no hope, and the torch beam falls dim upon the fog. The hilarious MJH MILNER has distilled a brilliantly frustrated nonsense into an artform. This, as the title suggests, is poetic spam: crashing through your junkmail filters and pretending to be your long lost cousin twice removed from Nigeria. “You are the heir to a great fortune” it proclaims, before draining your bank account and throwing greasy water upon the stable ground of your identity. MILNER wants to make you uncomfortable, and if you’re not sure who or what he’s writing about, it’s probably you.
BUY HOW TO INCREASE YOUR DICK SIZE AS PART OF A BUNDLE OF SIX POETRY ZINES FOR ONLY £6 BY CLICKING THESE WORDS
BRAND NEW ‘PROSE BEFORE HOES’ BAGS AND PRINTS!
New screen-printed Prose Before Hoes totes and prints available for pre-order HERE and NOW! Designed by the incomprehensibly talented Martha Anne and printed by our all-time-number-one-head-over-heels-knock-your-socks-off-smack-in-mouth favourite screen print extraordinaire’s Do You Even Print.
A pocket-sized bundle of six handmade poetry zines from the Neutral Norway collective is now available HERE - it’s quite a small run so snap them up quick!
How to increase your dick size - Michael Milner
I am you in the mid-eighties - Aimee Bea Ballinger
Nrub nrub nrub - Hannah Levene
Eating in the rain - Percy Currie
Chaos Zine - Alfie Prendergast
Goast Goat God - Deva O’Neill
I love Moebius. Gaaahd.
Anyway we’ve a day until the submissions deadline ends for terra_furmaZINE #2 -SPACESHIP-
send any poetry/art/short stories, particularly short-stories at the moment, to
And if you didn’t get hold of the first issue (:D?) you still can HERE
ARTISTS AND WRITERS IF YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN terra_furma ZINE #2 ‘SPACESHIP’ PLEASE SEND THEME-RELATED ART AND WRITING TO firstname.lastname@example.org
CHECK OUT THE FIRST ZINE HERE OR PREVIEW BELOW: